|Student Traffic with my fellow Hurnies last year.|
So Dave, why are you leaving your beloved Btown? The place that will one day honour you with unlimited permission to raise a swarm of friendly bees anywhere you like? Well dear readers, it is my Mum's birthday, so I'm heading back with my sister today and will be back in Cambridgeshire for 5 days. Now....oh come on, don't cry. No it's fine, put down the rope, it's not worth it. I'll be back on Tuesday my chums, calm your nobbly knees down! However, whilst I'm away, I would thank you to not go to my house in a hope that you can rummage through my room for valuable Honourabilia, you wont. It's currently being hired out by the council to be used as excess landfill space, hence the mess...nothing I can do.
I know what you're thinking, "but Dave, with you ot of town, who will look after the co-op?!" Calm down dear. I've appointed Stephen Hawking to watch over it in my stead. He's a good worker, knows his way around the cosmos...and the aisles, he deterrs shoplifters by attaching a javelin to the front of his go-kart chair thingy, he's good at communicating with customers with his warm velvety voice, and he's always gives service with a smile. He's already told me that asking customers for their membership cards is much more of a thrill than looking into the theory of multiple dimensions. I will say this though, he's very slow at bagging. I think I've been controvercial enough there...
So there you go, my first blog in transit. Worship me all you like. But like when you turn to dog food when you're out of money, it's Chow for now.