|Calum and Me in Cyprus, not sure why |
we're in the kids play area...
BUT IM RIDING A HORSEY!!
(I apologise to all those who's name isn't Robin...you can still read this anyway) Right so I wasnt feelling great over the weekend. I slept throughout most of Saturday, I think it was exhaustion from the lack of sleep, and the traveling from the day in Oxford before. Either that or I went insect hunting and caught a bug. Feeling ill isnt great is it? It makes you appreciate things much better when you're well. Not to fear though for I have a remedy for illness. First, drink some cactus juice, it may taste fairly sharp but its will help you survive if for some reason you end up in a desert, global warming is always worse when you're ill. Next get some vodka, gin and rum and tie them to the ceiling, this will lift your spirits. After that you need to increase your iron intake, start with some creased shirts and then work onto the easier things like socks and shoes. Untie those shells you've been keeping in the fridge, this will help to loosen your muscles. Finally touch a bill for illegal parking and you should feel fine. Simples.
|Long live 111 HON|
I thought I'd write you a limmerick to end this blog, this is completely off the top of my head, so bare with me...
There once was a man named Clive
Who never had the nack to drive
He smashed his head
And ended up dead
Because the driver was his wife
A little sexism at the end there. But like the Bible says...Thats all bloggeriffic blog bloggies!!
In Hurn if you lose by more than 5 goals at Fifa, this is your punishment...