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Right, so the reason I'm so tired is because I was up all of Sunday night after work finishing my essay. No, I didnt sleep at all until after I'd handed it in at 10am. So I've been recovering. Have sympathy please, your favourite muppet is suffering. I've noticed a worrying increase in the amount of people purchasing long-life UHT milk at the co-op. One can only take a stab at what they're planning....to make the biggest omelette in the world. But this wont be just any old omelette, it wont be wholesome and delicious. No, it will be evil, arrogant and very very right-wing. We cannot allow this to happen, so I need you guys to go out and buy some of my new comedy clothing range as we all know that omelettes have no sense of humour. Alternatively, give me the money and I'll sort it all out from my new house in Ibiza. Speaking of Ibiza, what ever happened to the Vengaboys? Hope they're ok...
So enough about the Nazis, or the BNP as they're known now. My fellow sapiens, I urge you to read more. I've noticed a surprising decline in the amount of people reading. Train carriages are becoming a place of chatter, oak trees are no longer being sat against, airport terminals are being bombed, and libraries are being closed down...I assume because of a lack of readers...or is this your doing Cameron?...Topical. No but I mean it, we've stepped on our bookworms and made our geeks cool. A staggering 99.7% of people who read regularly are aged 70+ and have been on the same page for 10 years because they've forgotton what they've just read every few lines. I dont mean to offend old people, doensn't matter though, they're not likely to be reading this are they, and if they are then they'll have forgotten what I just said soon. That's something we all have to look forward to..happy days :)
Just wanted to say thank you to all those who have said such nice things about my blog. It's now reached its 11th country and more and more people are reading. If you have any comments then leave them at the bottom of the posts if you have a blogger account, if not then message me on facebook chums!