|This should be classed as assault|
So what's been going on. That's me asking myself. I'm not asking you. I do not care about you. If I cared about you then I'd be on your blog and not sat here typing on mine so you can get your fix. Get a life. I'm kidding of course.......you have no life.
|Because that's not exploitation...|
We spent some time on the pier and in the video arcade. Now I do like arcades. I like the pathetic thought that you are somehow "winning" when five 2p coins cascade out of the machine after you've put £5 in. What I don't like is when you go to a machine, you spend about 2 minutes there and suddenly your scent has been picked up. Along flock the gaggle of annoying kids who stand there gazing at me playing. Hoping that I'm going to go "Oh here, take some of MY money and spend it yourself you annoying little tax man", and they think they will get this reward by trying to give me advice on a bloody 2p machine!!! "Oh you need to time it right" OH IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?! WELL THANKS FOR SAVING ME SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY THERE NEWTON! I WAS MAKING THE MISTAKE OF JUST BITING THE WINDOW IN THE HOPE THAT A COIN WOULD FALL! GO AWAY YOU ANNOYING TWERPS!!!
|The sea.......that's it|
Well enough ranting for one evening. I hope you're all having a nice time in your own little lives (when you're not dying to know about mine). I'm sure I'll be back before long. Alfie De Zane!