|I've hung up my badges for good|
So last Saturday was my last shift at the Co-Op. It was a big wretch to leave I admit. I've given that store 8 months of work and in return they've given me some really good memories, laughs and some great new friendships....oh and money....oh and 10% off purchases. Whether its watching the security guard smash a shoplifter against the ice cream cooler with his head bleeding onto the floor, or coming up with nicknames for customers such as 'Venus Fly-Trap' and 'Smarmy', or simply watching your friend getting chatted up by a senior citizen...every shift promised something entertaining. But life away from the panic button is so much more boring now, I want one more argument with an unruly customer, I want one more drunken fool to come in and argue with the Dorito's and headbut the 'Wet Floor' sign. At the end of my shift I found myself begging "Let me serve just one more customer...don't take my badge!!", to anybody else it sounds insane, but I really did like that job a lot. If you can't smile and show you're enjoying your work then you'll find that the shift takes longer and isn't very fun. So I encourage all workers to wear a jolly face and be more upbeat...unless you're an undertaker.
|Drinking on the job|
|Too cheery to work at the Co-op?|
So I thought that I'd pick up the tone a bit by uploading a video that I recorded tonight. I went to the beach in the middle of the night with my girlfriend and 2 of my friends from the Co-op. We got bored so we decided to show my girlfriend what it is like to be dead...so we buried her.
Next week - Cremation